


Confidence is not made digging for coins in the dirty couch your roommate left behind. The best way to feel better about yourself and be the best you is to have all your finances in order. If you are feeling down, she’ll lift your spirits Up! Shania always knows what to do. If you need to keep you man in check, she’ll have the Waiter Bring Water. She’ll be by your side Forever and for Always. If you are ever having a crisis of self, the best thing to do is seek out the Queen of County Pop herself. It’s always helpful to have a buddy in these situations, preferably one with no gainful employment, or just any Freelancer aka millennial.
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It sounds like overkill, but you never know when that lifetime supply of Plan B is going to show up at the Starbucks you used to work at, and since you let it be known that every shaken tea is actually just made of Sour Patch Kids-infused Kool Aid, you can’t show your face there ever again. Oh, and flutes! Have A Designated Friend to Pick Up Packages At Every Job You Ever Left And if you think that aspect is missing from your life, and you are desperately searching for ways to infuse it more into your lifestyle, remember that grown out bangs, “quads, long nails, short nails, soups…” all witchy. Why not? According to Ilana, “Witchin is fucking hot, dawg.” So embrace the witchiness.

Also folks, remember what Abbi and Ilana taught us: volunteering is totally customizable! Own Your Witchiness If you do good, you’ll feel good! Unless you’re a sadist or a masochist, or a sociopath… I always mess up my terms. This week Abbi and Ilana volunteer to escort women past protesters into the women’s clinic, showing us that you can do good work while also smoking weed and planning a new hairstyle.
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So it would only be wise to head the advice of our sage duo and learn some tips about how to take the path to the best you! Volunteer This week’s episode was all about leaning in to who you are on a path of self-discovery and improvement.
